Wow, this show was kind of one big cock tease. You think we’ve finally gotten rid of Carrie, but as you can probably deduce, she makes it.
Miss Beadle gives the ever-changing-lineup-of-students-class an assignment to collect butterflies. Way to promote killing animals, Miss B. Nellie is all put out and is all “why the fuck do [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Carrie pulls a baby Jessica
Posted in Carrie is special, How do they look now?, Ingalls know best, edge of your seat suspense, near death experience, special guest star on September 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
No parents? No problem!
Posted in Ingalls know best, poor pathetic orphans on September 25, 2008 | 9 Comments »
One of the aspects of Little House that one can’t help noticing is the abundance of orphans. These orphans exist to make the Ingalls look better, provide them with mates and antagonists, and demonstrate the evils of drug use and cowardice. Here is my list of the best Little House orphans:
1. John Jr.: John Jr. [...]
Check it out.
Posted in fun stuff on September 24, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I am super busy at work right now, so I thought I would throw up a link for this quiz, “Which little house character are you?” Good times.
http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/992597/which-little-house-character-are-you
“Love”: Isaiah gets older, they stay the same age
Posted in Laura, Mr. Edwards, fug, special guest star on September 23, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Mr. Edwards likes ‘em young.
Just ask Jane Canfield, Walnut Grove’s latest blind resident. Since the Vision-Impaireds all moved to Sleepy Eye, The Grove was feeling just a little too sighted, I suppose. We can’t have that. It was either throw gasoline into Nancy’s face, or invite Jane in. Close one, Nancy.
Jane is a 19-year-old blind [...]
The one where Ms. Olsen learns to love the blacks
Posted in Adam Kendall savior of the blind, Harriet is a beast, Ingalls know best, Mary the blind saint, journey, poor pathetic orphans, road trip, town teaches a lesson on September 22, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Wow, I love the two-parter Little House. If these were books, they’d be the super specials. So the blind school in Mankato is suddenly closing and oh, how convenient, some guy died in Walnut Grove and left a big house empty for them. Oh, and how convenient, there is a another blind school in St. [...]
A resemblance even Mary could see
Posted in Cassandra Cooper, celeb lookalike, poor pathetic orphans on September 16, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Okay, I just have to get this one off my chest. I just finished watching some of the later seasons, in which Little House gets even Littler with the addition of the Cooper Kids, and every time I look at Little Orphan Cassandra, I think, “Who does she remind me of????!!!?”
I started to [...]
Bunny, or as you probably know it “the one where Laura pushes Nellie down a hill”
Posted in Nellie the sociopath, near death experience, tagged Nellie on September 14, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Okay, so did you ever notice that Mary walked like a lumberjack? I think Melissa Sue Anderson was trying to be sexy or something by having her hair wave back and forth. It didn’t work. Oooh and did you ever notice how much Doc Baker’s head looked like a pumpkin? This is ironic since he [...]
